I found the cutest little email forward, but instead of forwarding it around to everyone, I thought I would just post it here. Enjoy!

HOW
DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

-You
got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she
should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip
coming.

-- Alan, age
10

-No person
really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it
all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck
with.

--
Kristen, age 10

WHAT
IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three
is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then.
--
Camille, age 10

HOW
CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to
guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same
kids.
--
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR
MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any
more kids.
--
Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO
ON A DATE?

-Dates
are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even
boys have something to say if you listen long enough..
--
Lynnette, age 8
(isn't
she a treasure)

-On
the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them
interested enough to go for a second date.
--
Martin, age 10

WHEN
IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

-When
they're rich.
--
Pam, age 7

-The
law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that.
- -
Curt, age 7

-The rule
goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids
with them. It's the right thing to do.
-
- Howard, age 8

IS
IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's
better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up
after them.
--
Anita, age 9
(bless you child )

HOW
WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
MARRIED?

There
sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't
there?
--
Kelvin, age 8

And my personal favorite...

HOW
WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell
your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.
--
Ricky, age 10

Hope I gave a chuckle or two.